by Ken Trivette

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Rescuing Your Damsel in Distress (3 of 4)
Series: How to Be Your Wife's Knight in Shining Armor
Ken Trivette
I Peter 3:7
June 19, 2005

Someone has said that in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year of marriage, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Another has said that marriages are made in heaven, but so is thunder and lightning.

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may now kiss the bride."

Husbands let me once again ask the question that I have asked you for the past three weeks; does your wife look at you as her knight in shining armor?

I think about a man was walking in the city when a dirty and shabby-looking bum asked him for a couple of dollars. The man took out his wallet, took out two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?" "No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said. "Will you use it to gamble?" "I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?" "No sir, I haven't played golf in 20 years!" The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad." The man replied, "Hey, man, that's OK! I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!"

I am not sure how your wife looks at you, but every wife needs and should be able to look at her husband as her knight in shining armor. One wife said, "My knight in shining armor turned out to be dressed in aluminum f ...

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