by Lenny Ports

God's Gift Called Mom
Lenny Ports

It's MOTHER'S DAY and we want to extend warmth and love as well as thanks and appreciation to all the mom's in this place today. We want to say from the onset that there are many women here who are moms and some who are not. Even if you don't have any children of your own, you are being used as a spiritual mom to so many that look up to you. For you young women, we pray that you would grow up desiring to be godly mom's and mentors, caretakers and catalysts of the love of Jesus to everyone you encounter.

We pray God continues to bless you as you have given out to others, especially your own children, may the blessing of that unconditional agape love come back on you and give you a long and prosperous life.

50 Job Titles for Moms

1. CEO of the Household
2. Personal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters}
3. Head Cheerleader of {insert your child's name} team
4. Housekeeper
5. Taxi Driver {don't expect to receive any tips}
6. Judge Mom {daily court appearances}
7. PhD in Anger Management
8. Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients}
9. Bed-wetting Patrol Squad
10. Keeper of Secrets {shh I won't tell}
11. Food Tester
12. Family Therapist {innervation at least once a week}
13. Toddler Wrestling Coach
14. Errand Runner
15. Laundry Machine Operator
16. Janitor
17. Teacher {specializing in nursery rhymes, ABC's and 123's}
18. Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts}
19. Finance Manager
20. Art Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder}
21. Land Scaper {the weeds won't pull themselves}
22. Potty Trainer
23. Search and Rescue unit {for lost toys}
24. Lifeguard
25. Daycare Provider
26. Personal Assistant for the entire family
27. No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
28. Wardrobe Stylist {this may consists of changing your client's clothes several times a day}
29. Personal Shopper
30. Toothbrush Inspector
31. PTA Mom
32. Play-date Coordinator
33. Birthday Events Director
34. S ...

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