I Saw The Light by Jeff Strite

I Saw The Light
Jeff Strite
John 8:12-18

Question: How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?

Aswer: TWELVE - one to do the work and 11 to serve on the committee.

Question: How many Church of Christ members does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: THREE - one to convince the light bulb to change and 2 to carry the water to baptize it.

Question: How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: FIFTEEN - 6 to do a feasibility study, 6 to decide which kind of light bulb to get, one to replace the bulb and two others to comment on how he is doing it wrong.

Question: How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: TEN - One to the change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Question: How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: NONE. God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will be one that has been chosen to be changed.

Question: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: ONE. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.

Question: How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: AT LEAST TEN, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb, they still might not change it, to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.

Question: How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a lite bulb?

Answer: NONE. They use candles

Question: How many worship leaders using guitars does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: ONE. But soon all those around can warm up to its glowing.

Question: How many members of a church that is over 100 years old does it take to change a lite bulb?

Answer: TEN - One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say ho ...


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