Oh How I _____ Jesus! by Steve Wagers

Oh How I _____ Jesus!
Pastor Steve N. Wagers
John 21: 15-17

1. The Provision Peter Enjoyed!
A. Bountiful
B. Blessed
2. The Probing Peter Endured!
A. The Challenge of His Business
B. The Comparison to His Brethren
3. The Problem Peter Encountered!
A. His Loyalty is Examined
B. His Love is Exposed

A man on a plane sat down next to a beautiful young lady. She was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. It was love at first sight. He struck up a conversation with her, "Are you married?" "No," she said. "Are you engaged?" "No." "Are you dating anyone?" "No." "Why isn't a beautiful woman like you not dating?"

She replied, "I am looking for a man with certain qualities." He asked, "What kind of qualities are you looking for in a man?" She replied, "I like native American Indians. I love their skin color and high cheek bones. I also like Jewish men. Jewish men seem so brilliant and are financially successful. But I also like the good ole boys from the south, their southern drawl and the way they treat a woman. By the way, what's your name?" He answered, "My name is Geronimo Bernstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

Before And After Falling In Love....

B - You take my breath away
A - I feel like I'm suffocating

B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situation
A - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

B - Saturday Night Fever
A - Monday Night Football

B - The Sound of Music
A - The Sound of Silence

B - It's like I'm in a dream
A - It's like he's in my nightmare

B - $60/dozen
A - $1.50/stem

B - We agree on everything!
A - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

B - Charming and Noble
A - Chernobyl

B - I love a woman with curves
A- I never said you were fat

B - He's completely lost without me
A - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

B - Time stood still
A - This relationship is going nowhere

B - Croissant and cappuccino
A - Bagel and instant

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