Developing Healthy Relationships (2 of 2) by Joe Alain

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Developing Healthy Relationships (2 of 2)
Joe Alain
Ephesians 4:29-32

Here's a man who has some obvious relationship problems.
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 but soon noticed that the new program began unexpected life processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed herself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity so during applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6, I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks, Troubled User.

Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem. Several men have upgraded from Girlfriend to Wife, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program but Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING! It is impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0

It is also impossible to uninstall or purge the program files from the system once installed so you cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony, Child Support and Loss of Home. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 installed and work on improving the configuration.

WARNING! Attempting to install New Girlfriend 8.8 along with Wife 1.0 will crash your system. (See Wife 1.0 working manual. Look under Burial Policy Software).

Building healthy relationships is all about working on improving the configuration.
Last week I began a two-part message on "Developing Healthy Relationships." In Ephesians 4:1-3, Paul gave three God-controlled actions that are necessary for developing healthy relationships. These are: (1) Humility, (2) Gentleness, and (3) Patience. Today, I want to continue how we can develop healthy relationships from Ephesians chapter 4, 29-32. ...

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