God Kept His Promise
Pastor Steve N. Wagers
December 14. 2010
1) The PRECIOUS SON that SPOKE UP!
A) God's Anointed
B) God's Appointed
2) The PROVIDENTIAL SOVEREIGN that STIRRED UP!
A) The Tax that was Ordered
B) The Trip that was Ordained
3) The PERFECT SAVIOR that SHOWED UP!
A) How they Clothed Him
B) Where they Cradled Him
For some reason, the word "Christmas" has become a source of offense for many people in this country. Dr. Michael Catt recently said, "If you don't like Christmas, move to Iran."
Since the word Christmas is exclusive to Christians, in our politically culture, it must be removed. And, since it cannot be replaced with the word holiday, which is a version of Holy Day, it must be replaced with the innocuous phrase "day off."
Therefore the song "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" should be, "We Wish You a Merry Non-Religious-Specific Day-Off in Winter."
Since we cannot let any covert references to race be interjected, "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" should be, "I'm Dreaming of a Race Immaterial Non-Religious Specific Day-Off in Winter."
We definitely can't exclude the physically impaired, therefore "I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day," should be, "I Sensed the Bells on the Non-Religious Specific Day-Off in Winter."
We don't want to forget the secularist, therefore, "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" should be, "Oh Come All Ye of Extreme Loyalty to Non-Material Evidence."
A person should not feel excluded based on where they live, therefore, "Go Tell it on the Mountain" should be, "Go Tell it on the Preferred Geographical Location."
Physical descriptions should be eliminated, therefore "Little Drummer Boy" should be, "Vertically Challenged Drummer Child of Undetermined Gender."
We cannot stereotype overweight people as happy, nor make references to a person's age, or apply religious terms. Therefore, "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas" should be, "Happy, Plus-sized, Chronologically Gifted, Highly Virtuous Nicholas. ...
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