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MOTHERS: The Heart of the Home! (3 of 4)
Series: Homeland Security
Pastor Steve N. Wagers
March 6, 2005
1. Her Confidence in God's Provision!
A. The Rejoicing in Her Home!
B. The Recognition of Her Heart!
2. Her Commitment to God's Protection!
A. Her Willingness to Turn to God!
B. Her Willingness to Trust in God!
3. Her Comfort from God's Providence!
A. God's Hand is Seen in the Boys' Discovery!
B. God's Heart is Shown in the Boys' Recovery!
o A guy was walking on the beach in California. He saw a lamp, rubbed it, and a Genie came out. The genie was so happy that he decided to grant one wish to the lucky guy.
o The guy thinks about it and says, "I'd like you to build a highway to Hawaii because I am afraid to fly. The genie responds that this can't be done because it would be technologically impossible considering the depth of the ocean and the distance to Hawaii. So he asks the guy to wish for something else. The guy thinks about it and, very enthusiastically, wishes he would
understand women. The genie than said, "Do you want your highway to have 2 or 4 lanes?"
o Someone has said:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
o I recently ran across some politically correct terms for mothers.
She is not A BAD COOK.
She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not WORK OUT TOO MUCH.
She is an ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY.
She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She is not CONCEITED.
She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not SHAVE HER LEGS.
She experiences TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION.
She is not DUMB.
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATIO ...
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