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The Perfect Ten for a Whole Life (Ten Commandments)
1. THE ORIGIN OF BEARING FALSE WITNESS
A) The Character of the Devil
B) The Children of the Devil
2. THE OPERATION OF BEARING FALSE WITNESS
A) The Motive of Bearing False Witness
B) The Method of Bearing False Witness
3. THE OUTCOME OF BEARING FALSE WITNESS
A) Hurtful To Others
B) Hated By God
When it comes to lying I think of the fellow who was pulled over by a policeman for doing 88 in a 45 mph zone. The policeman asked for his license and he said, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended." The policeman then asked for his registration and the fellow said, "It's in the glove compartment, but it's not in my name because I stole this car in a car-jacking and I killed the woman who owns the car. Her body is stuffed in the trunk. At this point the policeman asked the man to step outside the car and radioed for backup. In a few minutes his supervisor showed up. The police officer told him what the man had said. The supervisor walked over to him and said, "Let me see your driver's license." The guy handed his license over and it was valid. The supervisor then asked for the registration of his car. The guy reached into the glove compartment and handed him the registration. Everything was in order. Next the supervisor asked him to open the trunk. The fellow opened the trunk and the only thing there was a spare tire. The supervisor looked at the fellow and said, "The officer said you were driving on a suspended license, driving a stolen car and you had a body in the trunk." The fellow looked at him and said, "Really, and I bet he told you I was speeding too!"
In the Lake District of England there is a little village called Santon Bridge. It is famous for its "World's Biggest Liar Contest," held each November. First prize includes cash, the "Biggest Liar Certificate," a silk tie with ...
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