Thou Shalt Remember by Ken Trivette

THOU SHALT REMEMBER
Ken Trivette
Deuteronomy 15:15

Outline
1. GOD HAS PERSONALLY SAVED US
A) A Grievous Condition
B) A Glorious Redemption
2. GOD HAS PERPETUALLY SUSTAINED US
A) God Led Them
B) God Fed Them
3. GOD HAS POWERFULLY STRENGTHENED US
A) A Guarded Life
B) A Girded Life

Do you have a memory problem? Do you find yourself forgetting things? You may be like the two elderly men that were sitting on a park bench enjoying the sunshine. They had met this way daily for years. One morning, one turned to the other and said, "I'm embarrassed to tell you that after all these years I can't remember you name. Please, tell me again, what's your name?" The other man sat there staring with him with a blank look. After a few minutes of silence he finally said, "How soon do you have to know."

Then there is the message that one receives when they call a Mental Health Hotline: "Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline."
* If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and we will transfer your call to the mother ship.
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696969696.
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and you mother's maiden name.
* If you have a bi-polar disorder, please, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have a short-term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have a short-term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have a ...


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