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Imbesis Law: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. Freeman's extension: but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean. Isabella of Spain bragged that she had had only two baths in her life&md;one when she was born, and the other when she married Ferdinand. They gave her a third when she died. An empty stable stays clean&md;but there is no income from an empty stable. - TLB