The man in the supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other things, a screaming baby. As the man proceeded along the aisles, he kept repeating softly, "Keep calm, George. Don't get excited, George. Don't get excited, George. Don't yell, George."
A lady watching with admiration said to the man, "You are certainly to be commended for your patience in trying to quiet little George."
"Lady," he declared, "I'm George."