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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right? OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.