Bits & Pieces, February 4, 1993, p. 18
Two old-timers were having a rather heated discussion in an old folks home. One, however, seemed to be doing most of the talking. This went on for several minutes while the second man waited patiently for an opening to present his side of the argument.
Just when it appeared the first man was about to run down and the second could get in a few words, the one who was talking summed up his argument vehemently, then promptly turned off his hearing aid.