Lillian Feinstein, quoted by Lawrence Van Gelder in New York Times
A woman locked herself out of her car, and a passer-by volunteered to go in search of a wire coat hanger, a standard implement in such cases. He returned shortly and was starting to sculpt the hanger into proper shape to invade the car when suddenly he stopped. "Are you sure this car is yours?" he asked the lady in distress. "I just did seven years for this same thing."