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Sermon Illustrations > Obesity > THE TWENTY-THIRD POUND

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My appetite is my shepherd.I Always Want.It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.It leadeth me in the path ofBurger King for a Whopper.It destroyeth my shape.

Yea, though I knoweth I Gaineth,I will not Stop Eating,For the Food Tasteth so Good.The Ice Cream and Cookies, they comfort me.When the table is spread for me,It Exciteth me,For I knoweth that soon I shall dig in!As I filleth my plate continuously, My clothes runneth smaller.

Surely bulges and excess weight shallFollow me all the days of my life,And I will be FAT FOREVER.