They Fought Every Day
A man who had attended church for 25 years, was respected, and a leader in the church, came to his pastor and said, "Pastor, I've got something to tell you. I've never told this to a soul, and it is extremely difficult to tell you this now, but my wife and I have had a fight every day for the past 30 years of our marriage."
The pastor was taken back and didn't know what to say to the man. Praying for time to gather his thoughts, he said, "Every day?" "Yes, every day." "Did you today before you came to church?" "Yes." "Well, how did it end up?" "She came crawling to me on her hands and knees." "What did she say?" "Come out from under that bed you coward and fight like a man!"