My Wife Told Me
There were two lines of husbands in heaven, one for the dominant husbands and one for the passive, submissive husbands. The submissive husband line extended almost out of sight. There was one man in the dominant husband line. He was small, timid, appeared anything but a dominant husband.
When the angel inquired as to why he was in this line, he said, "My wife told me to stand here."