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Middle Age

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Middle Age Is When… everything starts to click&md;your elbows, knees and neck (Robert Orben) you realize that you'll never live long enough to try all the recipes you spent 30 years clipping out of newspapers and magazines (Bill Vaughan) it is not only later than you think&md;it's sooner than you suspect (Arnold H. Glasow) says President Reagan, you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that gets you home by nine o'clock is when you're warned to slow down by a doctor rather than a policeman.

Middle age: That difficult period between adolescence and retirement when you have to take care of yourself.