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Famous American Fibs

Bits and Pieces, December 9, 1993, pp. 12-13

The check is in the mail. I'll start my diet tomorrow. We service what we sell. Give me your number and the doctor will call you right back. Money cheerfully refunded. One size fits all. This offer limited to the first 100 people who call in. Your luggage isn't lost, it's only misplaced. Leave your resume and we'll keep it on file. This hurts me more than it hurts you. I just need five minutes of your time. Your table will be ready in a few minutes. Open wide, it won't hurt a bit. Let's have lunch sometime. It's not the money, it's the principle.