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The Frog and the Fortuneteller

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Fortuneteller, gazing into crystal ball, to frog: You are going to meet a beautiful young woman. From the moment she sets eyes on you she will have an insatiable desire to know all about you. She will be compelled to get close to you&md;you'll fascinate her."

Frog: "Where am I? At a singles club?"

Fortuneteller: "Biology class."