Bits & Pieces, June 23, 1994, p. 4
A young business owner was opening a new branch office, and a friend decided to send a floral arrangement for the grand opening. When the friend arrived at the opening, he was appalled to find that his wreath bore the inscription: "Rest in peace."
Angry, he complained to the florist. After apologizing, the florist said, "Look at it this way&md;somewhere a man was buried under a wreath today that said, &ls;Good luck in your new location.'"