Bits and Pieces, September 19, 1991, p. 22
All publishers receive strange letters from readers, but this one to the Christian Science Monitor is a classic:
Dear Sir: When I subscribed a year ago you stated that if I was not satisfied at the end of the year I could have my money back. Well, I would like to have it back. On second thought, to save you the trouble, you may apply it on my next year's subscription."